February 2011
Oh shit, Margie, you've gone and done it now.
Fuck, Margie. What the fuck.
January 2011
Why is it so hard to find a one bedroom / one bath in South Miami? Srsly.
“The AP Style Guide is your bible.”
“Except it’s better than the bible, because it doesn’t have any lies.”
Love the Ibis.
So I'm usually never home when Jerry Springer is...
This shit is crazier than Ludachristmas.
Just looked at my bank account...
extremedream:
1) I love that we live the same life.
2) Love that we both express it with gifs from pothead comedies.
3) Not loving our bank accounts.
"Tree Hugger Wanted" →
Only $375, but I’m pretty sure it’s just a tiki hut… and in North Miami.
Found this posting on Craigslist
So I’m looking for a new place to live next year, and I found this on Craigslist. Half scared, half wish I could live there, but it’s only temporarily available :/
“Do you like giant, semi-decrepit historic homes? How do you feel about dogs? Does the term “community living” make your pants tingle? We hope so! For a limited time only there are two vacancies in the...
Watchthedailywhat:
Golden Globes: Ricky Gervais was surely bumped up a few spots on several enemies lists in the wake of his cringe-larious Golden Globes monologue.
[mediaite.]
Hilarious as always.
1 tag
Reince Priebus
is a UM alum.
Hmmm.
His name is more fun to say than “Michael Steele” but I doubt the Daily Show will have a muppet for him.
I'm an Aries, not a Pisces. Fix it.
resurrecthobbes:
THANK YOU! Someone needs to fix that horoscope shit.
