January 2009
10 chick flick cliches that are NOT in 'he's just... →
Apparently Austin, Texas is infested with zombies.... →
“Takin the b-a-t out of basement, homey”
– do you know how long that took me to finally figure out?
So I clocked into work last night around 11.
Then I got really sick and had to lay down.
I fell asleep and never clocked out. Until now, that is.
So I’ll be going to work today and not clocking in, making up for it all.
Niceeeeee.
"...there's a bit more to Balloon Dog than mere... →
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I had an absolutely wonderful weekend (minus the 8 hours spent on public transportation).
Tomorrow is going to be busy busy busy though :-/
WTF FLORIDA. YOU FAIL AT LIFE.
Gainsville is having a vote in March to take away the rights of gays, transgenders, pregnant women, and veterans. It would pretty much allow employers to discriminate against these people, using it as a reason to either fire them or refuse to employ them in the first place.
WHAT.
THE.
FUCK.
Tomorrow...
is the last day of the Bush administration.
Hakuna-fucking-Matata.
(I’m not sure if that was entirely appropriate, but I’m just so excited I didn’t know else what to say.)
“This is better than sex! Well, maybe not.”
– Matty on arriving back to the 305
….
Life’s a piece of shit When you...
Circus clowns teaching abstinence only... →
Nevermind...
I just read the syllabus.
I’m not going to like him.
“I have posted the syllabus. You will no doubt be shocked to learn that you can...”
– My History of Religious Wars Prof.
(I think I’m going to like him.)
finally →
I'd like to go... →
When You Just Want to Close the Deal... →
i'm not good with small talk.
Christopher: あなたは私のともだちです。あなたの名前はマクケベトさんです。
crimsonpixies: well fuck you too then
Christopher: u are my friend. ur name is ashley D:
http://www.newsweek.com/id/172653 →
let's see how they like it... →
Urban Dictionary trend of late...
ashley
1) a bad ass motherfucker who who won’t take no shit off of nobody
that girl is about to get the Ashley knocked out of her
2) the most beautiful woman ive ever met and the love of my life
ashley is soo effin hot
synonyms: skeetastic, leet
3) Ashley is a name that was popular to name babies in the late 80’s early 90’s.
BOB: Hey Ash? ASH: Yeah? BOB: What year you...
I’m now scheduled to return to the 305 Wednesday morning, not Thursday.
Apparently my mom has jury duty starting Thursday, and ‘not giving a fuck’ isn’t a viable excuse listed on the back of the form.
But it’s working out just fine for me :)
Yesterday as John and I were walking through the park on a nature trail (where we saw a bobcat and no turtles) a random guy (probably the only other person on the same trail as we were) ran up to me, stared at my UM shirt, and yelled “YEAH HURRICANES!” and then proceeded to walk away as if nothing happened.
He yelled quite loudly.
Go ‘Canes.
“God’s had a long history of plagiarism- the flood from the Epic of...”
“Like the Burris saga….. will the Senate let him in, or will the keep him...”
“Oh kid, I’m kind of fond of you. Not that I want to pick out curtains or...”
– the Genie
This totally went right over my head (like so many other lines from Disney movies) the first 5 million times I watched Aladdin when I was little.